She's so Lucky

Lucky because every girl would die to be where she is now.

Lucky because more than half the men worldwide, young and old, have wild fantasies of her.

Lucky because girls envy her liposucted figure and cosmetically-altered innocent and plastic smile.

Lucky because her talent was recognised as a child.

Lucky because she can never stop smiling since someone is always 'clicking' her.

Lucky because she is surrounded by bodyguards 24/7.

Lucky because even a visit to her parents' house in Louisiana generates major publicity.

Lucky because her privacy is a major issue even though she never never gets it.

Lucky because she never had a normal childhood. She was always practising for shows.

Lucky because guys want to know what's below her steep neckline.

Lucky because she is a Teen Sex Symbol.

Lucky because she is the ultimate 'babe'.

Lucky because she can never be herself.

Lucky because she is on top.

It's lonely at the top.

Yep, Britney Spears is one very lucky girl. But I'm luckier. :-)