5. Get good-looking dudes and gals to wear some clothes, and call yourself the hottest fashion designer.
4. Make a new blog! ;-)
3. Call for a peacefulbandh(closing shops, offices, schools etc. to protest against something), and make sure it is anything other than peaceful.
2. Preach tolerance.
1. Knock over a couple of people while driving, get arrested, and then released on bail of Rs. 950 (less than $20).
Do you Love me?
Some scientists have located a love spot in the brain. If this area of the brain is very active when you’re around your boy/girlfriend, you know you’re in love.
So that means you now have scientific evidence to prove that your girlfriend is really in love with you and is not just after your money. (A pity that Anna Nicole Smith’s late hubby isn’t alive for this one- his lawyer would have surely recommended it.)
The evidence is simple- you just have an MRI scan done, and while the scan I being done, pictures of different people are flashed for a few seconds. Some pictures are of your special someone. The technician pays attention to the love spot. And if it shows lots of activity when the most important picture is flashed, bingo! The person’s in love.
So instead of getting married in a temple, church or any other place, go for the scanner. You’ll get a lifetime guarantee!
Rain, Rain Go Away!
Like every other Indian, I was praying for the rain to stop in Colombo. Ah well, some things are just not meant to happen.
Weird, though. In the last few months, our poor farmers and economists were praying for the rains to come, and when they did, we prayed for the heavens to stop showering.
Quite ironical.
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