Things you never want to hear during Surgery

• Oops!
  
  
• Has anyone seen my watch?
  
  
• That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
  
  
• Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
  
  
• Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
  
  
• OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak nature.
  
  
• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  
  
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  
  
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  
  
• Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
  
  
• If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
  
  
• Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
  
  
• Damn, there go the lights again...
  
  
• Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
  
  
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  
  
• Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
  
  
• I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
  
  
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
  
  
• Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
  
  
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
  
  
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
  
  
• Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
  
  
• I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
  
  
• Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch."
  
  
• That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
  
  
• Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
  
  
• Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
  
  
• Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
  
  
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out !!
  
  
• Nurse, go to www.surgery.com and click on "Are you Lost?"