Real Awards

Award for most Religious TV serial: Kasauti Zindagi Kay (Mom counted at least five aartis/poojas in less than 10 episodes.

Award for Best Movie (Drama): Uma's Suspension (starring Uma Bharti, LK Advani, with Atal Behari Vajpayee in a supporting role)

Award for Best Dialogue: Kanchi Shankaracharya (for "Am I Veerappan?")

Award for Best Action: BCCI-Clive Lloyd-ICC (over Sourav Ganguly's two-match ban)

Award for Best PR campaign: 'Bad Pitch in Mumbai'

Award for Unoriginality: India's Best- Cinestars ki Khoj, Indian Idol, and all the other 'talent' hunts in the country right now

Award for Best Idea: Newly-married guy selling his wife for a night in a game of cards (nope, not Mahabharata, but one of the K-serials)

Award for Most Popular Event on TV: Reincarnation

Award for Idiot of the Year: We all know who...