Open Letters

To Preity Zinta:
Journalists once called you the "only man in Bollywood" after you identified some underworld gangsters in the Bharat Shah case. So why do you have to lie now? Why do you even bother to say that no one ever approached you? You think readers are fools?

To Rajat Sharmaji:
Ok, I'm not going to tell you whether what you did was right or wrong. I just want to ask a few questions- were you even thinking of what you were doing? Did you even bother to ask yourself what the repurcussions of the operation will be? Not on Shakti Kapoor or Aman Verma, but on the journalism industry? So now the I&B Ministry is going to be demanding regulations for the broadcasting industry. Do you really want that?

To Sallu:
So we all know that you're trying to clean up your act, and project a good-boy image. What will the stories in BT and Mid-day. And it may just work. Who's your PR agent? (Maybe he could help out Rajatji as well.)


To Souravda:
Oh dear dear Souravda, much as I think that you are (or were) a good batsman, I really think you need to chill out, have some rosogollas, take stock of your batting, and then take action. Maybe we'll tell good ol' Geoffrey Boycott to perk you up a bit, and give you a piece of his mind.

To BJP members:
Kindly spare us this anti-US rhetoric. For once, we were almost on America's side, till we realised that wouldn't it be better if Modi just went to USA and got lost in the crowd there, never to be seen again?